WATCHING THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW
(via throughkaleidoscopeeyes)
The Captain Is Asleep
or How I learned to Fly
I realize having too large of a..um…package isn’t something someone should bitch about, but I really wish I could find a pair of shorts that weren’t so bulgey in the crotch dept.
same
FUCK.
IS THIS WHY I LIKE DICK?
(Source: cassasaursaysrawr, via tina-fasian)
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
(via streakersabbi)
I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.
(Source: starsgoboom, via streakersabbi)
I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.
(Source: seductionisdestruction, via streakersabbi)
<3
<3
Can Kenneth just have a spinoff already?
Please?
OMG, I THOUGHT I COULDN’T DO LAUNDRY BECAUSE I’D NEED TO DO THREE LOADS AND I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR THAT, BUT I DO HAVE ENOUGH TO DO TWO LOADS AND I JUST FOUND THIS FREE SAMPLE COLOR CATCHER THING, SO NOW I DON’T HAVE TO WEAR DIRTY CLOTHES, I’M SO HAPPY.
Orrrr, you could’ve texted me and just used my washer/dryer.
